BIG AL'S GRIND PALACE

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At Big Al's Grind Palace, we provide a unique workout experience aimmed at making YOU a HUMAN TANK!!!!!

Our staff's only task is to support our customers' goal of being a HUMAN WEIGHT LIFTING MACHINE!!!

You will not find any gym quite like Big Al's in all of OCEANIA!!!

Come down and visit, and you'll recieve a free FOOT MASSAGE!!!

There's literally not a single other gym that can be compared to the Grind Palace. If you can find one, we'll give you a TWO years' supply of HOT DOGS!!!!

Act Fast! Slots are filling up QUICK!!!

Perks:

• No Sign Up Fee!
• Free Dog Food With Every Workout!
• Located In The Jewel of the North Shore! (Hornsby)
• State Of The Art Machines!
• Friendly Staff!
• Fluffy Gym Mascot!

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